How Many Dogs Does It Take
to Change A Light Bulb?
(Some answered by the dog!)
Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?"

Border Collie: Just one. And then they'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know they can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Try and make one do it.

Boxer: Who cares? They can still play with their squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: "Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!"

German Shepherd: "I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, and checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and then have made just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation."

Jack Russell Terrier: They'll just break it in while bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: "Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb."

Cocker Spaniel: "Why change it? I can still excitedly pee on the carpet in the dark."

Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb?"

Pointer: "I see it, there it is, there it is, right there, look!"

Greyhound: The bulb isn't moving, so he doesn't even care.

New Zealand Sheep Dog: "First, I'll round up all the light bulbs in a little circle...,"

French Poodle: "I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."

Any Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is, 'How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?'"


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